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Pocket chub looking for love..
Age 42 From Newtownards, United Kingdom - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm small and cuddly, love to be silly but can be serious when the moment strikes me, especially for those deep and meaningful conversations that come out of nowhere. I love music, play the piano and guitar, and like to sing. If you don't like cats you may as well stop reading, my little disabled cat is very important to me, and he's hilarious lol, we make quite a team :) I enjoy computer games a lot, especially RPG type, as for movies/TV it has to be sci-fi, horror or fantasy - not into romcoms or anything gleelike! I don't drink, but I do like a good night out and watching other people get drunk is always funny. I do smoke tho, despite trying not to...hey, I may be a failure, but at least I'm not a quitter ;) Can't think what else to write, so just ask me if you want to know x
Sign  
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is  
5' 3 (1.6 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Lips
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Work At Home
My Speciality Is  
Computers / Electronic
My Job Title Is  
Do-er of boring stuff...
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Internet, Games, Family, Theater, Travel, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Probably somewhere random like an amusement park, lots of rollercoasters to break the ice, and then a bit of time to sit and chat too.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Bungee jumping! (I'm scared of heights tho lol)
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Socialist
My Goal In Life Is  
to be happy, I'm not asking for much lol.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Dry / Sarcastic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Jazz, Industrial, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Classic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Music, Nature, Philosophy, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Out with mates just talking crap, usually about ninja penguins or something else random, and laughing so hard your drink comes out your nose. FLoating down a river in a big do-nut in America with my family (my happy place lol). Sailing around the Turkish part of the Meditteranean on a glorious day. Anything that doesn't involved me being stressed really lol.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Someone who doesn't take life too seriously, or make every little thing into a grade one emergency...had too much of drama! Quirky is good, with a sense of humour :)
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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