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i am too sexy for my fat
Age 36 From York, Ontario - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
i am sexy
im too sexy for my fat
too sexy for my fat
too sexy it hurts
Sign  
Pisces

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Thick
My Height Is  
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Hispanic/latino
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Branded, Other, Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Sexually Active !
I Make This Much In A Year  
More Than $150,000USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Party Starter, Flirtatious
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Photography, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Drinking, Playing Dress-up
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
A romantic dinner by the ocean, a walk on the beach where we can get to know each other and by the third date, we'll get to the good stuff.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
69
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Perfect

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
To sex on the great wall of China.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Friendly

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Soaps
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Reggae
When I Read, I Always Read  
Humor, Mystery
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Hitting the clubs with my friends !

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Some cushion for the pushin
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Intimate
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