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Age 58 From Killinierin, Ireland -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Man
Basic Information
I Can Speak | English, Other |
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I Would Describe Myself As | Hail, noble adventurer, step into my inn, raise your tankard, and pay homage to me, your king and master, who doth this day bestow upon you the mightiest of butthole pleasure. I'm 42 years young, looking for an open-minded individual to share medieval cosplay with, I'm sure we shall enjoy frollicking merrily amongst the pastures together! I am a bottom, I abhor smoking, I shall tolerate you drinking ale or mead. |
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Sign | Pisces |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Big And Beautiful |
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My Height Is | 5' 8 (1.73 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Blue |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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I Have Kids | No |
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I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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My Best Feature Is | Chest |
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Body Art | Belly Button Ring, Other, Scarred |
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My Hair Is | Auburn / Red |
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I Have One Or More Of These | Exotic Animal |
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Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
My Education Level Is | Some High School |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Unemployed |
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My Speciality Is | Art / Music / Literature |
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My Job Title Is | I tour with the Renaissance Fair. |
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I Make This Much In A Year | Less Than $14,999USD |
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I Live | Alone |
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At Home | There Is No Noise |
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I'm A Smoker | Yes - But Non Tobacco |
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I Drink | Yes - Like A Fish |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Outcast |
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My Social Behavior Is | Reserved, Shy, Strange |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Arts & Crafts, Music, Travel, Camping |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Staying At Home, Relaxing, Sleeping |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | My ideal first date would be me running through the forest, scantily clad in a wet, white shirt. I trip on a tree branch and land face first on your horrific man-meat. |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | Being on top. |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | I Don't Have Any Friends |
Views
My Religion Is | Spiritual But Not Religious |
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I Attend Services | Every Day |
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My Political Views Are | Green Party |
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My Goal In Life Is | To die during a pagan ritual. |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | I Never Laugh |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | I Wish I Had A Tv |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | I Don't Like Movies |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Classical, Folk |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Ancient, Anthology, Fantasy, Nature, Philosophy, I'm An Author |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | Dancing around a May Pole. |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Power |
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What Do You Look For? | My glasses, perhaps the tattered remains of my dignity. |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Friend |