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hey there....
Age 44 From Pensacola, Florida - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
i'm about 5'6" tall, 200lbs, shaved head, thick, average working white guy who is looking for a chaser to spend some quality time with. i hope to hear from you soon and i do have pictures.
Sign  
Scorpio

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is  
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Bald
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Sales / Marketing
My Job Title Is  
Wal Mart Associate
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Family, Dining, Theater, Travel, Camping, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
That would be tricky. I like surprises, but don't be some psycho serial killer who has a grudge against fat people, cause it always boils down to either it's you or me... it sure as hell isn't going to be me... I'm not the dumb white girl who always falls in a scary situation. I got tricks up my sleeves... and some fun games to play too hehehe
I've Always Wanted To Try  
I've always wanted to try ruling the world. Gotta have standards right? And I've always wanted to have sex with a woman and just roll over after we finish and politely tell her that I am still gay and now frightened of a woman's hoo hoo because I thought she was trying to eat me with it...!
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Socialist
My Goal In Life Is  
My goal in life is to die with laugh lines filled with botox! That and to make someone else as happy as I make myself.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Soaps, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Satire, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
I like to throw live chickens in front of a school bus full of screaming children while trying to hit the passenger windows with a spatula as the bus drives by me. Good times... :)

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?  
Someone who takes the time to enjoy even the little things.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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