Ive led a charmed life and enjoy the decadence of 21st century living. How awful it must have been living in the 1970s! Give me a glass of southern comfort and good company and Im a very happy boy. I dont know much about wine, other than that I like drinking it. A lot. I tend to behave like Patsy Stone on an evening out and like her, dont enjoy being questioned. Most of all, because I dont know the answers. I often spill my wine so dont get too close. My favourite possessions are my laptop and my iPhone. Couldnt function without them. As long as Apple keep producing metal and plastic things, Ill keep buying them. Ill happily admit that I enjoy collecting shiny new toys. This makes me a bit like a cross between a magpie and Carmen Sandiego.

Lion