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Let me beard you
Age 71 From Nottingham, United Kingdom -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Man
Basic Information
| I Would Describe Myself As | I'm a big fat bearded bender, looking for rammage, both as the rammer and rammee. But there is more to me than that, I also like to spend time in the garden, tend to my 1967 MG Midget and spoil my grandaughter rotten. Care to spoil me a little? |
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| Sign | Aries |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Big And Beautiful |
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| My Height Is | 6' 0 (1.83 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Brown |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Widowed |
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| I Have Kids | Yes - Not At Home |
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| I Want Kids | Yes |
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| My Best Feature Is | Belly Button |
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| Body Art | Strategically Placed Tattoo |
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| My Hair Is | Brown |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Gerbil Or Guinea Pig |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some University |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Part-time |
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| My Speciality Is | Food / Catering |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | $60,000USD To $74,999USD |
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| I Live | Alone |
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| At Home | All Is Calm |
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| I'm A Smoker | No |
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| I Drink | Yes - Like A Fish |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Quiet One |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Reserved, Observant |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Music, Internet, Family, Cars, Computers |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Trying New Things, Drinking, Going To A Museum |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | a picnic followed by some rusty tromboning to the Charlie Daniels Band |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | Bungee jumping, skiing and getting fisted by a Russian steel worker |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly |
Views
| My Religion Is | Christian |
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| I Attend Services | Never |
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| My Political Views Are | Not Sure |
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| My Goal In Life Is | to penetrate you |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Slapstick |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Sports |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Thriller, Adult |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Country, Metal, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Folk |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Auto-biography, Mystery, Science Fiction |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Going for a drive in the country and having a picnic, before heading back to mine for a quick spot of rusty tromboning |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness |
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| What Do You Look For? | Anything with a pulse and eight inches! |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Intimate |
